The kron4.com news station posted this story about a California man that was caught LICKING a doorbell for three hours.
Once I got past how creepy this was it was thinking two things:
1. three hours of licking a doorbell is hella dedicated.
2. THANK GOD THIS WAS NOT A FLORIDA MAN STORY
I'm impressed... licking a doorbell for 3 hours has to be a world record. LMAO pic.twitter.com/dfkB9jQio7
— 𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟🎤 (@JustinCOnTheAir) January 8, 2019