Everyone’s worried about A.I. taking over jobs... but this is one gig you probably wouldn’t want.
Kohler just introduced a brand-new gadget called “Dekoda” — a $600 💸 toilet camera that literally watches you go, then uses algorithms to break down the details (pun intended) and track your health.
It attaches to the side of most toilets and uses optical sensors to scan your waste 🧪, sending health stats straight to your phone. You log in with a fingerprint scanner so it knows whose “data” it’s analyzing — and yes, it can tell things like if you’re dehydrated, how “regular” you’ve been this week, and even detect signs of blood. 🚨
But don’t worry — Kohler swears your junk won’t end up on camera. Quote: “Dekoda’s sensors see down INTO your toilet and nowhere else.” 😅
If you’re willing to pay $600 for a toilet tattletale, there’s also a subscription fee: $70 a year for one person, or $130 for the whole family. 👨👩👧👦
The Dekoda is available now at KohlerHealth.com, with the first orders shipping out today. 🚀