☕💦 Oprah’s “Favorite Things” Include a $2,000 Espresso Machine and Shower Reading Glasses?!?🤯

Oprah has dropped her annual Favorite Things holiday gift guide 🎁 — and as always, it’s a mix of “wow, that’s cool” and “who on Earth can afford that?” 😂

Sure, there are some affordable picks this year, but let’s be honest… rich people shop for the holidays too. 💅 That’s probably why the list includes a $2,000 espresso machine (for when regular coffee just isn’t bougie enough) and a $700 indoor pizza oven. 🍕🔥

And then — the pièce de résistance — a $60 pair of anti-fog reading glasses... for the SHOWER. 🚿👓

Because apparently, you just have to read those conditioner instructions mid-lather. 💁‍♀️ Oprah’s team even wrote: “Anyone who’s tried to read deep conditioner instructions after it’s on will appreciate a pair.” Uh… sure, Oprah.

So whether you’re balling out or just window shopping, Oprah’s list never disappoints, even if it leaves us all a little confused and broke. 😂