Happy Halloween, Duval! 🕸️ Tonight’s the big night, candy, costumes, chaos, and maybe a little regret tomorrow morning. 😅 So let’s celebrate with today’s spooky list of the Top 5 Trick-or-Treaters You’ll Encounter Tonight . . . because you know you’ve met at least one of these before! 👀👇
🛍️ 1. The Candy Opportunist
You drop a few treats in their bag . . . and they just keep it held out like you didn’t do enough. 🍫🍬 You respect the hustle, but come on, kid, you’re not getting the whole bowl! 😂
🏡 2. The House Inspector
This little legend doesn’t just say “trick-or-treat” — they’re craning their neck trying to see into your living room like they’re checking Zillow. 🕵️♂️ “Ooh, nice TV!”
👶 3. The Baby Alibi
We see you, parents. 😏 You dressed your 8-month-old as a pumpkin 🎃 so you could score some Reese’s. Admit it — that candy’s not going in the diaper bag.
🍬 4. The Candy Critic
You hand them candy corn and they look at you like you just ruined Halloween. 😤 “Ew, what is this?!” Sorry, kid, we’re on a budget this year! 💸
🧛♂️ 5. The Too-Old Trick-or-Treater
You both know he’s too old to be out here . . . but he’s rocking that hoodie and pillowcase anyway. 😎 Whether they’re in it for the candy, or accompanying a younger sibling, just give em the candy, they deserve it too.