Happy Halloween, Duval! πΈοΈ Tonightβs the big night, candy, costumes, chaos, and maybe a little regret tomorrow morning. π So letβs celebrate with todayβs spooky list of the Top 5 Trick-or-Treaters Youβll Encounter Tonight . . . because you know youβve met at least one of these before! ππ
ποΈ 1. The Candy Opportunist
You drop a few treats in their bag . . . and they just keep it held out like you didnβt do enough. π«π¬ You respect the hustle, but come on, kid, youβre not getting the whole bowl! π
π‘ 2. The House Inspector
This little legend doesnβt just say βtrick-or-treatβ β theyβre craning their neck trying to see into your living room like theyβre checking Zillow. π΅οΈββοΈ βOoh, nice TV!β
πΆ 3. The Baby Alibi
We see you, parents. π You dressed your 8-month-old as a pumpkin π so you could score some Reeseβs. Admit it β that candyβs not going in the diaper bag.
π¬ 4. The Candy Critic
You hand them candy corn and they look at you like you just ruined Halloween. π€ βEw, what is this?!β Sorry, kid, weβre on a budget this year! πΈ
π§ββοΈ 5. The Too-Old Trick-or-Treater
You both know heβs too old to be out here . . . but heβs rocking that hoodie and pillowcase anyway. π Whether theyβre in it for the candy, or accompanying a younger sibling, just give em the candy, they deserve it too.
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