The Diddy saga just took a sharp left turn—and the reaction outside the courthouse was just as chaotic as the verdict.
Sean “Diddy” Combs was found both guilty and not guilty by a jury yesterday. He was acquitted of the big charges—sex trafficking and racketeering conspiracy—but convicted of two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution.
Translation: No RICO, but he’s still going to prison.
Prosecutors are reportedly eyeing up to 20 years, though Diddy’s legal team is hoping for something closer to two. Either way, he’s staying behind bars until sentencing, after being denied bail. His ex, Cassie, even petitioned the judge to keep him locked up, saying she feared for her safety.
And then came the circus.
As Diddy was escorted out of court after kneeling to pray, supporters erupted outside—cheering, chanting, and yes… squirting each other with baby oil. Of course we’re turning a federal trial into a Diddy Freak Off.
Even 50 Cent chimed in with a backhanded hat tip on Instagram:
“Diddy beat the RICO, that boy a bad man! He like the Gay John Gotti.”
There’s now a hearing scheduled for Tuesday to fast-track the sentencing process. Until then, Diddy’s behind bars, the internet’s on fire, and somewhere in the distance… someone’s still out there spraying baby oil.
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