Nothing says “closure” like seeing your ex in handcuffs.
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and while most people are stressing over dinner reservations and overpriced chocolates, The Visalia Police Department in California is going viral for their cheeky post encouraging people to turn in exes with felony warrants. Their message?
“Roses are red, violets are blue, your ex has felony warrants? Call us, they’ll never know it was you!”
Savage.
But here’s the thing—it doesn’t have to be just a Visalia thing. If your ex is out there dodging the law, you can always drop a dime by calling your local police department’s non-emergency line. Because nothing says “I’m over you” like helping the authorities close a case.
So, if you’re tired of seeing them flex on social media like they didn’t ghost you and bounce with your favorite hoodie—maybe it’s time for a different kind of love letter… one with legal consequences.
