According to Google, kids have questions — and not the cute “where do babies come from?” kind. More like, “Why are adults so mean, tired, and stupid?”
Yep. Google just dropped data on the top questions people are searching about adults… and it’s very clear that Gen Z and Gen Alpha are roasting us behind our backs. These are the top “Why are adults so [blank]?” questions — and we’re crying and laughing at the same time.
Top 5 “Why are adults so…” Searches:
- “Why are adults so mean?”→ Because someone asked us this question at 6AM.
- “Why are adults so obsessed with Disney?”→ Because adulting is hard and nostalgia tastes better than therapy.
- “Why are adults so stupid?”→ We tried to be smart once. Then came taxes, insurance, and iced coffee addiction.
- “Why are adults so tired?”→ Honestly? Just thinking about this question made us yawn.
- “Why are adults so condescending to kids?”→ Because we’ve been where you are. And it was awful. Good luck.
And now for the “Why are adults ALWAYS…” questions:
- “Why are adults always so happy?”→ We’re not. That’s caffeine and performance anxiety.
- “Why are adults always late to trends?”→ Because by the time we find out what “rizz” means, it’s already canceled.
- “Why are adults always tired?”→ Because we were also tired yesterday. And the day before. And probably forever.
- “Why are adults always busy?”→ Because somebody’s gotta pay for your Wi-Fi and chicken nuggets.
- “Why are adults always so unreasonable?”→ Because you just asked for a PS5 and an Xbox in the same week.
Moral of the story? Adults are just kids with bills, back pain, and better excuses. But if these Google searches are any indication, we may need to step up our PR game with the younger generation — or at least get a nap first.
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