This might be the most Florida-adjacent story to ever come out of Virginia. 😂
Animal control officers near Richmond shared photos of a male raccoon who literally broke into a liquor store last Friday night… got absolutely hammered… and then passed out in the bathroom like a frat boy after homecoming. 💀🍸
An employee found him the next morning, just sprawled out on the floor, still unconscious. Not sure how he even got inside — no signs of forced entry — so maybe he picked the lock? 🦝🔓Raccoons are basically tiny burglars with thumbs, so who knows.
Before his blackout nap, he knocked bottles off shelves, broke a few, and started licking the booze off the floor. From the photos, it looks like he hit the gin… maybe a little whiskey too. Officials described him as “VERY intoxicated.”(That’s the government’s wording. 😂)
Animal control took him to a shelter where he slept it off, woke up hungover but otherwise healthy, and got released back into the wild to rethink his life choices. 🌲🍃
They say he had zero injuries —👉 other than, quote, “maybe a hangover.”
Honestly? Same, little buddy. Same. 🥴🦝💫
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