LMAO Katy Perry Got Suspended for Humping A Tree!

Katy was going through some of her old stuff recently with her parents, when she found the suspension report from her SCHOOL from 1996.

It said, quote, "At the 2:00 P.M. recess, Katy and four other students were in an 'off-limits' area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (pelvic thrusts) to the tree.

"Katy . . . was asked to describe or demonstrate what she had been seen doing on the playground in front of some other students. Katy chose to describe it. Her words were 'it was inappropriate' and 'like making out.'"

The reason Katy's punishment was so harsh is because this wasn't her first offense.

She'd already been reprimanded for using inappropriate language . . . including the phrase "pissed off," taking the Lord's name in vain . . . And playing games like Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle, which resulted in students being kissed ON THE CHEEK.